The Daily Life of the Immortal King

At school, Wang Lingdan ran into some trouble. The first thing that comes to mind is never to ask for help from classmates and teachers. Although there is Wang Ling's own arrogance in this, but more is still not used to it.

Wang Ling was not used to asking others to do things for him. He was used to being alone. Even when he was in trouble, he always thought that he would solve all problems by himself.

For Wang Ling, asking for help from classmates and teachers... simply didn't exist.

Of course, under such imminent circumstances, sometimes Wang Ling would mobilize some special masses.

These crowds may be bees flying around in thousands of flowers, or ants that pervade all pervasiveness... Also, those stray cats scattered on the campus... Anyway, the group that Wang Ling launched is absolutely impossible. People are right.

In fact, both bees and ants have their own limitations. Although the number was huge, it was difficult for even Wang Ling to control because of his low intelligence. No matter how melodious your qin sound is, it is useless to play qin to cattle.

Therefore, those stray cats on campus should be the most skilled group Wang Ling has developed so far.

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In the cognition of all stray cats, in addition to foraging, sleeping, basking in the sun, and playing beans all day long... There is another crucial thing, that is, they must find their own organization and grow up healthily under the care of the organization's leaders. .

When every stray cat has been wandering for a long time, after realizing the tragic fact that no shovel officer is willing to take him in. They let go of the little bit of arrogance in their hearts, and began to hug and warm with the other cats who had suffered the same way.

You know, now a stray cat that is not woven can't even be divided into a piece of dried salted fish!

And this is the cruel social reality of the cat world.

Therefore, the vast majority of stray cats seem to be scattered, but in fact they are strictly disciplined. Go out for a walk inside and outside the specified time, and then return to the secret base within the specified time. Never give the criminals who are haunting in the dark the slightest chance to hurt themselves.

So to sum up, this group of stray cats without a shit shoveling officer is actually very united.

Take the regional stray cats in Peiyuan District as an example. Each of these cats has its own team, and there are competitions and alliances between teams. The cat's world looks very laid-back, but in fact it's not as simple as people think. Cats have their own problems, they will be noisy, they will fight, they will encircle the territory... Of course, they also have their own beliefs.

In particular, for these thousands of stray cat groups, large and small, the existence of their common belief is the Meow Immortal.

There are many legends about Immortal Meow, but these may sound exaggerated, but there are four things in the legends passed on by word of mouth that convince all cats. Because there are many witnesses of these four events, many older generation stray cats can testify.

One of the legends! ——About the origin of Immortal Meow!

Many cats don't remember the time of Fairy Meow's debut. I only know that Immortal Meow appeared very suddenly, and came and went without a trace, and the dragon saw its head but not its tail. Most of the time, it appears suddenly after being accompanied by a cloud of mist. It gives the cats a feeling of being completely immortal.

Over time, the title of Immortal Meow came to be.

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The second legend! ——About the debut of Immortal Meow!

Immortal Meow debuted, not simply because of the magical way of appearing. It is more about the imposing manner and majesty of the innate elders. Almost all Miao Mi remembered several major events that happened when Miao Xianren debuted.

The first thing, Immortal Meow alone has wiped out all the mice hidden in the urban sewers of Peiyuan District within a radius of 5,000 kilometers! It has established enough living space for the vast number of stray cats with weak strength.

The reproduction rate of mice is much faster than that of cats. There are a dozen or so in a litter, and most of the stray cats are single cats... Over time, the number of mice exceeds that of cats. At that time, if it wasn't for Meow Xianren's shot, the cat would not have enough living environment at all, and now it is impossible to establish its own base in the sewers.

It can be said that the first thing that Miao Xianren made his debut was to make a huge contribution to the cats.

At the beginning, the mice in Peiyuan District escaped and scattered, and some were even fainted by the pressure of Immortal Meow, and then picked up by the stray cats one by one as reserve food;

The second thing, Fairy Meow popularized the concept of team management for the stray cats at that time. Because of this, the stray cats now have a home to rely on even if they are not followed by a shit shovel officer; now, the base of the stray cats built in the sewers is their current home; and it is precisely because of the regulations The team management system, now the stray cats outside are all holding their heads up, completely ignoring the white eyes of the group of domestic cats who are looked after by the shit shoveling officer;

As for the third thing about his debut, Immortal Meow chased away the "big dog gang" in Peiyuan District who had fun terrorizing stray cats. At that time, the group of stray dogs, headed by a husky, were all so frightened by Meow Immortal that they didn't even dare to fart when they ran.

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The third legend! ——About the retreat of Immortal Meow.

After completing the above three major events, Immortal Meow gradually escaped from the sight of all the cats in Peiyuan District. The stray cats spontaneously organized various search activities, and some cats even squatted in the trees 24 hours a day, just to get a little clue of Meow Fairy.

But unfortunately, all the cats' efforts were in vain. Immortal Meow never appeared again, just like the ** who helped grandma cross the road without leaving her name, she disappeared completely.

Of course, despite this, Immortal Meow's status in the hearts of all stray cats in Peiyuan District is unshakable. Even this belief spread beyond Peiyuan District.

It can be said that the cultural beliefs of those stray cats in the outer area have been deeply influenced by cats in Peiyuan District.

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Finally, the fourth legend! - about the image of the Meow Fairy.

There are different opinions among stray cats about the appearance of Immortal Meow.

Some cats think that Immortal Meow is a muscular civet cat with a mighty and majestic mutation, standing up to 1.8 meters tall, which is the same height as a human being;

There are also cats who say that Immortal Meow is an alien mechanical cat from the future, with a slightly plump blue body and a distinguished red nose. As for the cloud and mist that accompanied the sudden appearance, it is very likely that the steam engine that Meow Immortal came with played a role...

Of course, the above legends are not reliable.

Regarding the image of Meow Immortal, the older generation of stray cats has long been finalized.

There was an old cat who was born different and saw it with his own eyes from the cloud and mist...

The real image of Fairy Meow is a black and white Persian cat...

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